(words by daryl hall & john oates Music by daryl hall) Put on your feline finery "da' katz" are meeting down below If you feel like rocking with a tabby, tom, and calico It'll dirty up your pedigree But we guarantee a good time Wee got some catnip that'll set you free Come on, come on, paws on the line Alley katz, allen katz come out and play Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet Out in the alley it's strictly low brow Alley katz, alley katz make me meow, meow, meow Felix is a puss in boots He really likes to scratch and bite Sylvester is unnatural The kitty is a catamite He will dirty up your pedigree He will guarantee a good time He got some catnip that'll set you free Come on, come on, paws on the line Alley katz, alley katz come out and play Yowlin' and howlin' a social ballet Out in the alley it's strictly low brow Alley katz, alley katz make me meow, meow, meow