She takes her hair down slowly In the New York City lights You know there's something you need from her and it's going to start tonight (she's a work of art, all right) She's pretty (like a) shampoo commercial I said ah She's pretty (like a) a shampoo commercial A night with you girl Is like a shampoo commercial (note: the following is to be sung in a yearning and desperate manner) Breaking down my Daily Defenses I've got to get in her Pantenes Let's see you rock your Head and Shoulders She's giving me Paul Mitchell Instant Moisture Like a cloud, bursting White Rain Oh! She's Perty (pretty) She's a Plus. Shampoo Commercial (rap) I love it when you shake it in slo mo You ain't no fro ho You got the kinda style yo That make a bro go "whoa" Now take it Nice & Easy Let's see you blow it dry Make sure you rinse out all the soap Leave a tip in the envelope (spoken, fade out) Don't leave me Selsun Blue. No More Tears, baby. Welcome to the Style High Club. She's so pretty Let's form a sybaritical action committee You're pretty (like a) Shampoo Commercial