Half Man Half Biscuit - Whit Week Malarkey lyrics

Up in the trees down on the ground High in the hills under the sea People playing low-key warm-up gigs Performing tasters from their new LP We just got back from Greek isle Kos Didn't see no Vicky Leandros We had a 96-track studio And it was haunted by a Red Indian See what we've got in the pipeline The Edge said we could maybe buy-on Met him at prestigious Marquee Club Mixed a storming set by Vow Wow Vow Wowowow Oooh he's here again The man with the gaffer tape supplies We'll blow the headline act away Cos we've brought a coachload down with us Whit Week malarkey on the prom Eyes down, look in Win beige headboard She's got a green belt in astrology And I've got a black belt In NoCanDo My turn soon on Karaoke Girl nearby asks who I might be May be Boz Scaggs singing "Lido" Or I might just up and leave Just up and leave…