Half Man Half Biscuit - Improv Workshop Mimeshow Gobsh**e lyrics

Tower block, you couldn't score in a tower block Do you wash plates down the WI? Went down town, saw you pasteling the precinct floor Had no qualms, but I complained anyway 'Cos I'm the big cheese down at the Tourist Information I work out of Barmouth where the bathing is safe Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobsh**e Out on to the sandbank and then send in the clowns We must do brunch sometime That place by Pineapple Cats, Phantom, Starlight, Les It's the cohorts from the dance cla** And they haven't paid their domino fees How many of yous lot know That song by Blackfoot Sue "I'm Standing In The Road" Was penned by the burly physio Of non-league Farnborough Town Big cheese down at the Tourist Information Come forth with your queries And I'll wade out for miles Never trust a crown green bowler under thirty The future's so dull I've gotta sing torch songs Dropkick the improv workshop mimeshow gobsh**e Facepaint Left Bank Kenneth Emma R-A-D-A Rainer Werner Cokeheads cokeheads cokeheads