Half Man Half Biscuit - f**in' 'Ell, It's Fred Titmus lyrics

Oh I was walking round my local store Searching for the ten pence off Lenor When suddenly I bumped into this guy On seeing who it was I gave a cry "f**in' 'Ell, It's Fred Titmus!" Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park When all at once she saw her husband Mark Well he was with a man down by the stream So Jane and baby both began to scream "f**in' 'Ell, It's Fred Titmus!" Oh as the train pulled into platform three I looked around for my best girl to see As she disembarked but I didn't seem to care 'Cos someone pa**ed that made me stop and stare Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania Stevie nicks books about kleptomania Johnny looked out of his bedroom window And shouted to his mum "Fred Titmus!"