Greener sleeves than apple trees I can feel it in between my toes And I love you baby heaven knows How much it means to me to be alone I'd call you on the phone but I hate the phone I can barely even answer it while I'm at home Besides I'm half my way on down to Mexico So I'll see you on the other side Heaven's made for two Heaven's made for two You're the only one that loves me unconditionally If the condition's like the dishes and the laundry You know I'd love to play the monkey but the beer is free And I got nothing left to hide I'm sure that I'll be missing Christmas in the summer time Send a letter with a picture holding baby of mine I'll be drinking c**a cola gladly wasting time Half naked on the great divide Heaven's made for two Heaven's made for two