Last night I was dreaming Dreamed about the H-bomb Well, the bomb went off And I was caught I was the only man underground There was a thirteen women And only one man in town Thirteen women And only one man in town And as funny as it may be The one and only man in town was me Well, thirteen women And me the only man around I had two gals every morning Seeing that I was well fed And believe you me One sweetened my tea While another one bu*tered my bread Two gals gave me my money Two gals made me my clothes And another sweet thing Bought me a diamond ring About forty carets, I suppose Well, thirteen women And only one man in town There was a thirteen women And only one man in town There was something I can't forget Because I think of those Thirteen women and yet Well, thirteen women And only one man around I had three girls dancing the mambo Three girls balling the jack And all the rest really did their best Boy, they sure were a lively pack I thought I was in heaven And all of these angels were mine But I woke up and I ended the dream Cause I had to get to work on time Well, thirteen women And only one man in town There was a thirteen women And only one man in town No, I can't tell you where I've been Cause I kinda think that someday I'll go back again To those thirteen women And me the only man around