Haf n' haf - Kick My Ish lyrics

(Intro) Know most people wanna live fast and die young But a lot of y'all are too high strung So why don't we just mellow out, haha (D.B.S.C. b**h) [Hook: Haf n' haf} Slow my tempo down a bit Flick my zip, ignite the spliff As soon as y'all are listenin' I'll begin to kick my sh** [Verse 1: Haf n' haf] I.. took the time to roll this J up so nice Just to smoke away the day, to let me ponder on life Think I'll let my concious wander tonight Take a break from the risks I take to conquer the mic I'm.. gazing at the stars, dazed, wondering who I am Its a big universe and I am just a puny man Barely legal, fairly lethal on these groovy jams Keep it cool, who are you to judge like Judy can? Besides the point, with pen and joint I'm on a mission But does he decide my life or is it my decision? I got a vision, and a couple dollars saved too But who you kidding? You ain't getting paid dude I'll slap the funds out your mouth Like, "f** you talking 'bout?" Don't make me shout, boy you better take another route This is my paper trail, vapours I inhale Smoking that potent, overloading my dome with endorphins [Hook: Haf n' haf} Slow my tempo down a bit Flick my zip, ignite the spliff As soon as y'all are listenin' I'll begin to kick my sh** (x2) [Verse 2: Percy Piffus/Haf n' haf] I'm like so what? I woke up, just so I could smoke up And if the dro s**s I'll guess I'll have to grab a whole blunt 'Cause me without piff is like an elephant with no tusks Ain't gotta be Khalifa just to say I f**ing roll up (Uhuh) Not to mention, all you n***as ask the f**ing wrong questions Need to, relieve your tension; grip a f**ing bong session & I'm guessin' if you chill with me then you'll stop stressin' But I'll tell you right now, you'll also learn the wrong lesson What you give is what you get, so for sure I'll get the best Man there's no contest, since I'm better than the rest Spending days at a desk, with my genius and my stress Why the f** would I study if this ain't even a test? So I guess I confess that I'm tryna find success As I express that I expect perfect, ain't nothing less And as you're out there on the deck Blowing cess from you chest Just remember to live life and to life without regret / Uh, I'm gripping blunts like Da Vince gripped the paintbrush Lotta fake ones in the game, well that ain't us Take chances, advance through the glances And never slow your flow like mola**es The ma**es, wanna hear our spaz grooves Influnced by jazz tunes Goons, hash fumes, and fat raps by DOOM Got attitude, steez, cla**, dank and j**els And for half of all that, I should be thanking you And bad girls get spanked in twos That's one hand for her, one hand for you Bet you dumba**es thought Haf n' haf was through What?! I'm kicking more a**es than Chan or Bruce And I take it real slow on my avenue 'Cause if life is on the move, then I'm the fuel And.. That goes for every one of you Don't leave the world right behind, its in front of you Whether you dope, or an actor Take it slow, not faster Enjoy the fun and laughter, you wanna be a master But taking time's a factor (Best believe it) Just please take it slow you ba*tards or I'ma have to [Hook: Haf n' haf} Slow my tempo down a bit Flick my zip, ignite the spliff As soon as y'all are listenin' I'll begin to kick my sh** (x2)