Oh please excuse me I don't mean to alarm And certainly I mean you no physical harm I'm just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl My mission is simple Neverending Strife I'll worm into your heart and then I'll cut like a knife My intentions are clear so just surrender your will I'm like a predator and I'm going in for the k** Don't hate me 'cause I'm funny Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful You should hate me 'cause I'm better than you I only want to party I only want to play it cool I'm beholden to seeing this through I could trot around your little pony head Spreading white lies and whispers I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends Your rage is so hot it blisters I have your attention now it's futile to flee Your Elements of Harmony are worthless to me So please you can't beat me just fire away I'll shrug it off and live to laugh another day My hatred and wisdom are a thousand years old Millennia trapped in stone and desolate cold Your princess couldn't save you Now you have no hope You're hanging yourself I'm just providing the rope Don't hate me 'cause I'm funny Don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful You should hate me 'cause I'm better than you I only want to party I only want to play it cool I'm beholden to seeing this through I could trot around your little pony head Spreading white lies and whispers I'm gonna tell you about your fickle pony friends Your rage is so hot it blisters