(sung) Funk me baby (Verse 1) All y'all that's full of fear Pull up a chair, relax your ear HWA is in the place Freaks of the week like to funk me in the face We do it real nasty when we're on the floor Come on baby, funk me some more Funk me in the front and funk me in the back Now you're doing it, I like it like that The dance is hot and a sheer delight Don't worry about the steps, 'cause you're gonna get it right With our big old bu*ts, and tiny little waists I can't say those words, I might get a case It takes a lot of rehearsing 'cause we can't do no cursing We can say it much better when we use four letters Take the N out of funk, and add a C It's a new dance now, called the Funk Me (Chorus: 8X) Funk me baby (Verse 2) Nice and clean, that's what I mean Funk me with a man with a real long thing Grab your bu*t with a real big cup It really doesn't matter when you do it with a s*ut Black, White, Puerto Rican When you're doing this dance you got to do a lot of freakin Move that bu*t from left to right It feels so good, I want to do it all night Look him in the face, check he's a cutie Twenty inches down, a great big booty Like a light on a wall, you're turning me on You work that body 'till the break of dawn I'm getting kind of hot and I'm starting to sweat Look between your legs, your pants are wet I'm dropping you down right to your knees But don't stop now to the funk me, please (Chorus: 8X) (Verse 3) Give me that man 'cause it's time to dance To the dopest beat from my producer Pimp C Call me Baby Girl. the mike MC Step on up so we can do the Funk Me The Funk Me is a dance that you might not recall Bend over, give him booty and just had to s** his balls Stay in total control to make a s**er unfold If you don't believe me you can check the polls Dom Perignon I'm drinking all through the night Feeling real fly, funking with my boy Miike Pull the boy close, just a bit harder Raise up my skirt so he can'peek out my garter Shaking my thing on the dance floor The boy got tired, but I wanted some more Steaming hot, is how it should be Stand up everybody and do the Funk Me (Chorus) (repeat and fade)