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Now I could sit here and baffle you With shallow babble And a bunch of punch lines You probably won't get Or even use some big words That you'd have to look up But, I'm not a teacher So go ahead and close your book up I could tell a fairy tale so convincing And keep a straight face from beginning To happy ending I could waste 32 bars telling you how to live Knowing damn well I used mtv cribs for the blueprint I could bore you to d**h with my past relationships Or a little ditty bout Jack and Dianne Or I could go back to childhood Dig up them skeletons And spit them at you with a catchy hook Look, I could strike a nerve with some four letter words That'll make Richard Pryor proud Or better yet, I could sing a jingle that'll contort and mingle Every single solitary letter in the alphabet (I could tell you whatever you want to hear But if I just said hello would you listen to me? I could sell a blind man new ears If I just said hello would you listen to me? I'm trying hard trying to make it perfectly clear But I'm dying because their aint nobody listening to me Been relying on myself on myself for more than 22 years And I aint crying I just need someone to listen to me Can I get some reply get maybe some kind of sign to let me know that you're listening to me? Just from time to time I get lost in my mind Its hard to find someone to listen to me My ears were open when you needed some consoling Now I'm hoping to hear something besides echos every time I say hello I could talk about my duds And my thrift store scores But that probably wouldn't interest you But why should it I mean, I've seen a lot of sh** in 22 years But your feet in my shoes isn't something I recall And I've been known to drink 22 beers Before a show 'cause otherwise I probably wouldn't have the balls I could make references to books I never read For the sake of sounding conscious But, that's just obnoxious I could take off these bandages and Expose these papercuts And put them in the air with both my middle fingers up or talk about myself in third person like I'm better than you 'cause there's nothing else better to do I could attack your character from Eighty different angles Cleverly explaining exactly how wack you are But why do that when it's a well known fact you buying this cd is potentially feeding me (come on) (I could tell you whatever you want to hear But if I just said hello would you listen to me? I could sell a blind man new ears If I just said hello would you listen to me? I'm trying hard trying to make it perfectly clear But I'm dying because their aint nobody listening to me Been relying on myself on myself for more than 22 years And I aint crying I just need someone to listen to me Can I get some reply get maybe some kind of sign to let me know that you're listening to me? Just from time to time I get lost in my mind Its hard to find someone to listen to me My ears were open when you needed some consoling Now I'm hoping to hear something besides echos every time I say hello