Gwar - Child lyrics

Having a child with a person I don't even know Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow She caught the s**m in her mouth And then she put it down south She didn't understand That a burrowing beast would plop out in the pan She's having a child and she thinks it's such a clever stunt What she's really gonna get is a claw in the c*nt Things went south That's when I started to f** in her mouth She didn't understand That I'm a happy dappy Sammy Davis Jr. man You want to get out of your life? Well go f** a rock star! Then you can quit your job at the crummy f**ing titty bar You'll be lying on your back next to the wall with your legs in the air Crowd of f**ing doc's coming on like they really don't care She took that fistful of s**m and crammed it right up her womb So she could lie with her legs in the air in the hospital room But there's one thing that the little girl don't understand That I don't have a dime and I don't give a damn