Gwar - Stuck Us With A s**a lyrics

Roundboy: Yo, this here Roundboy, welcome to the flip side. Miss Thang Lady Dee gotta story to tell y'all. Sad tale 'bout what happened to Gang Bang. Da Runt: J.C., kick it big for the Lady Lady Dee: Back in the hood I'm known as Miss Thang I used to be the leader of a band they called Gang Bang DJ Jerry C cut the track that were funky Crowds hooked on the jams, addicted like junkies Da Runt: Dat's right Dee, those kids was hooked baby G Credit: Yeah, they was s**in up the Gang Bang like ho's on the crack pipe Roundboy: Tell 'em what happened next Miss Thang Lady Dee: But our songs they weren't sellin, no gold records on the wall When the phone started bellin, we finally got the call from the big time label known as 'white boy records' They said they'd cut a deal and our words would be heard On the streets in the cars on the air in the hood Our songs would be played and the sales would be good We'd be the biggest thing, no other band could match We said that all sounds great but there's gotta be a catch Da Runt: Yeah, there was, too Lady Dee: Uh huh, you know what they did those big record f**s, they stuck us with a s**a Roundboy: A s**a? Lady Dee: They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck us with a s**a, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck us with a s**a MC Rhythmless: Who's this s**a they're talkin about? Da Runt: Sit back wire head, you find out Lady Dee: Why don't you pick up the story from here Oreo? MC Oreo: My name is Oreo and I'm cuddly cold chillin A tale must be told then I'm what they were willin To tell all of you that the story's got a villain Giddly Glomco is the label that we are dealin with Roundboy: Glomco? I though it were White Boy? Oreo: That was just a cover, just a piddly plop ploy Them have a piddly plan, them was jumpin for joy Them know they had us strapped, now our frontman is a toy G Credit: By a toy he mean the s**a was a robot There was a catch that we didn't know about Roundboy: Yeah, but the came through on the green, huh, paid up paid up G Credit: come on roundboy now your missing the point got your head in the clouds cause some b**h is on your joint how you gonna face your friends in the hood when you stuck us with a s**a, and the s**a's no good G Credit: They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck us with a s**a, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck us with a s**a MC Rhythmless: Wait, you're talking about me Da Runt: That's right you bucket of bolts MC Rhythmless: Corporation built me to be a s**a sell out I'd be a hit, there'd be no doubt My wiring was faulty, something gone wrong I couldn't tap my feet to the tempo of the song Got a cyborg brain and my pistons are pumpin Can't find the beat when I'm on the stage jumpin My rap is overrated, my servos gold plated It's my program's fault that my ego's inflated Roundboy: I might be round and I might be slow I tell ya one thing the robot's gotta go I do like the b**hes and I do like the dough I tell you again the robot's gotta go Lady Dee & G Credit: They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck us with a s**a, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck us, they stuck us, they stuck us with a s**a They stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck us with a s**a Lady Dee: Fool