Gwar - Parting Shot lyrics

We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw Before I take my leave of earth There's some things I'd like off my chest A final chance to set things straight And leave no room to guess How to conquer cursed things After Gwar has retreated To ensure the destiny We'll see the pigs defeated For it seems fate had decreed That we soon shall be parted And I'll leave you with a chance To win the war we started From the dirt we made your race grow The first word you spoke We saw the law that rules Your lives is just a joke You make me laugh, far from criminal Its crap, thou shall not steal Come on get real Do what you will, do as you feel We came and conquered By beating all that we saw And do what thy wilt be The whole of the law What will you do When we are gone? Though through with you We'll carry on We came and we conquered all that we saw Now here's a parting shot right across your jaw Priests are raping choir boys Cops are paid to k** Doctors spreading SIDS disease Every time you take a pill The courts are run by liars Judges are more fun on fire And their boss is even worse Politicians lies we curse From the turd we made your race From the first words you spoke We saw the law that rule Your lives is just a joke We came, we conquered all we saw Now here's a parting shot for you Here's a parting shot for you Here's a parting shot for you Your God's long dead So don't waste your time On overzealous hypocrites Who call chaos a crime Eat the rich k** the poor Worship always Your masters, Gwar Never trust your parents Especially when they're older Always use a beer koozie It keeps it that much colder To all this and ten times more I'll make sure that we stop on tour And get you up to date with Gwar We curse the earth forever more From the, the dirt we made your race From the first words you spoke We saw the law that rule Your lives is just a... We came and we conquered all that we saw So here's a parting shot for you There's a parting shot for you Here's a parting shot for you Right across your f**ing jaw