Gwar - GWARnography lyrics

Eons ago! From across the universe... The Chaos Lords a**embled Ruthless, perverse Serving the Master In his murderous crusade But we became a threat And so we were betrayed! Betrayed! Betrayed... That f**ing a**hole... That's right, he feared our might Upon our cosmic crimes Banished us to planet Earth The worst that he could find So we did what we could To tolerate this place We coupled with the ape And formed the human race And that was the stupidest thing I ever did... And so we did begin To use man as a slave To entertain us From his cradle To the grave Civilizations They did build for us to crush Their flesh so easy Their blood so quick to gush Mmmm...gushing blood - Delightful! Their skulls turn to mush - Delicious! Eins zwei drei vier! The Master soon became enraged He sent his royal army That locked us in a cage Imprisoned in the frozen waste Until Martini freed us With a smile on his face He told us that he had a plan How we could rule the world As a heavy metal band! Sex and d** and Rock 'n Roll Soon became a source of power Power! Power! Power! Power! Power... We are the Scumdogs of the Universe... We are the Scumdogs of the Universe... We are the Scumdogs of the Universe... We are the Scumdogs We battled Yig and Cardinal Syn Gor Gor kept on coming But we triumphed in the end Edna Granbo did her best SkulhedFace, the mentalcase That failed with all the rest Even Satan was no match And all of the Destructos Got a swift kick in the snatch Quite a history, no doubt In any case I'm sure I'm leaving something out... So there you have it It's quite a tale to tell We've come all the way from Heaven And have gone all the way to Hell Bow before your Masters And perhaps we'll let you live Just long enough to squeeze out Every drop you have to give GWARnography GWARnography The number one band from Antarctica! The only band from Antarctica! Genius!