Gwar - Letter From The Scallop Boat lyrics

Dear Oderus Urungus Hey man, do you remember me? I remember you I was the guy with the grizzled face and the lousy weed And the really bad tattoo And now I'm doing 20 to life for k**ing the guy that was humping my wife So I thought I'd write a letter to you Scallop Boat now baby Scallop boat IV coke now baby Funky scallop, funky scallop boat I used to work on a scallop boat I made some money there I used to do the I.V. coke Lost some money there Scallop boat now baby Scallop boat I.V. coke now baby Funky scallop Funky scallop boat Down here in jail I do as I'm able Got caught smoking crack and they cut off my cable But could you drop by and maybe bust me outta here? But there is one thing that I don't understand I thought The South Pole was the home of the band Or do you just keep your slaves in Richmond? don't break up man keep it together i love you guys I LOVE YOU GUYS funky funky funky funky funky funky scallop boat