Gwar - Tick-Tits lyrics
Lets go Tick-tits! Well have you seen her tits? When they are covered in ticks It's sh** like that That makes monks shag their wicks Say have you seen her ticks? s**ing on her tits? Not even dog-tits are better than this Unless of course they are covered in ticks What could be better than ticks on your tits? Except for Dick-tits, all up in the slit And also, your Mothers a who*e The ticks got so big they won't fit through the door Have you seen her tits when they're covered in ticks Let's all go lick them then pop them with sticks Tick-tits are growning, they're saggy and grey And once you f** tick-tits you'll never go gay Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits I love Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick sh** uuuugghhh Have you seen her tits? Underneath all of those ticks? Baggy and saggy and filled up with pus This is your Mom, she hangs out with us... Dammit I love me some ticks So do the wops and the micks And if you don't you outta... The Mexicans love a bug Tick-tit pinata I am addicted to ticks And I don't wanna sound like a prick So many ticks you can't see her at all If it keeps up like this she'll be banned from the mall Now let's set fire to the ticks! It's as easy as flicking your Bic! The tick-titted wonder is bursting with flame Her tits are on fire-I don't know her name Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits I love Tick-tits, Tick-tits tick-tits, dick-slit, sick sh** uuuugghhh I got this job in ebay They sent me to scrape out her flap Never guessed id be so impressed By her tick-tit-dick-slit trap Just a flopping ma** of grayish skin Oozing ichor from every crease Did I forget to mention She's morbidly obese? Tick-tits Tick-tits Tick-tits, oh Tick-tits, pleased clean out your gash Tick-tits a rugby team is at the door, we really need the cash Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits Tick-tits, Tick-tits I love Tick-tits, dick-slit, sick sh** uuuugghhh Her suffering is over now She found d**h, I pray Her body so covered in insects Haven't seen her face for days Her mung-encrusted 'ginal hole Became a swarming insect bowl Baggy and saggy And puffy and gross The talk of the town! The toast of the coast!