Gwar - The Litany Of The Slain lyrics

And we begin our litany Of peopled k**ed by mostly me Goatie the load, he's first in line Antarctic Ant not far behind Ripped an arm off Melvin Fleebish Mutant co*kroach not for squeamish Uncle Knobby crushed by engine Pretty Pookie an*s-bending Anton Reemcobb he expoloded Redneck got his chest imploded Biker b**h she was de-titted Stubbles on a pike was spitted Cranial-crush the Franken Ref Ollie North was kicked to d**h Smashed flat was Mutant Baby Small Sac had to join the Navy The Litany of the Vanquished The Litany of the Slain You know their names will someday vanish Enshrined in d**h they shall remain Mr.Fudgie, d**h came quickly Mrs.Fudgie, slow and sickly Mangled spleen of Noriega Log s** Off, yeah we betrayed ya Crucified the Oral Swallow Bested Techno, threats were hollow Bozo waged his mortal combat Edna Grambo raped with wombat The Litany of the Vanquished the Corporal yes he lost his tits Private Parts was drowned in sh** Poor ole Tome was beaten badly Him was hacked and slashed up madly The Litany of the Slain Father Bohab waped til dead Gor gor big sword thru the head Smelly Hippy shotgun blast Art f*g with a face-rip fast you know their names with someday vanish Reeko Bowel Grande he was flayed Nigel Ponce was thricely gayed Gor Borg got a spear through the gullet Hitler had to bite the bullet Enshrined in d**h they shall remain Bag Lady disemboweled bu*terfly Boy raked and trowled bu*terfly Girl had no luck Flopsy with a facial fist f** Boss Glom he had his face melted World Maggot was thricely belted Flesh column with a double fist chop OJ got jugular slit-stop Jerry Garcia heart attack Frank Sinatra hammer whack Bloody beatdown Cardinal Syn Syn Warriors were chopped at chin Gray Aliens stuck and skewered Alien Baby was manured Michael Jackson was a fighter Jerry Springer struck by lighter Mutant Penguins what a joke Robo-Sleazy get a rope Bill Clinton hacked and mangled Monika her entrails tangled Lady Die, d**h expected El Duce, resurrected Jon Benet a bloody ma** Dead Elvis a spear up a** The Master wasn't very scary But John Kerry very hairy Marilyn Manson he got skinned Jagermonsta flipped and pinned Dr.Leaky got jaw knocked off Double tit chop Lara Croft Al Gore saw his flesh a rending Bush's d**h was never-ending Bonsesnapper he never died Skullix did, though life he tried Bloody Mary crushed by bison Kicked the sh** out of Mike Tyson Courtney Love was raped and rotten Had to hand a guy named Saddam Osama crushed by weights so heavy Found the head of Chandra Levy Pope John Paul got bit by Gor Gor Bashed and thrashed the Reagonator Laci Peterson was found Dick Cheny guts unwound Paris Hilton f**ed a donkey Sharon Osbourne rather wonky Lordi's head was on a stick Va Tech dude what a dick Jewcifer run down by camel Double arm rip Toe Enamel Hell Cop got a spear up a** Ultimate Bohab quickly ga**ed Nazi Pope was executed Mo Ho Med electrocuted Hillary Clinton murdered mama Gruesome k**ing of Obama John McCain saw his guts spilling Sawborg Destructo saw the k**ing Messy d**h for General Zog' Another baby crushed with log And that's what this song is for The creatures that were k**ed by GWAR So check in on the next GWAR tour