Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh ha-ha Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ain't seen a babe like this before He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ha-ha, now I've been known to gamble Take a little drink Then there's the night, I had a fight And landed in the clink But now my rootin' tootin' Days are done Gotta be the man that he thinks I am 'Cause I love my son, oh Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh ha-ha Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ain't seen a babe like this before He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ha-ha, I knew a lotta women When I was on the go They'd stand in line to drink my wine And help me spend my dough But my wife Rosie Ain't that kind Got her to thank for a buck in the bank 'N' this kid of mine Ha ha ha Ha ha ha Ha ha, ha ha ha La la la la, la la la la Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm gonna do some braggin' Up and down the town I'm walkin' into joints a-new And pa**in' news around That me and Rosie got a son Though he's just been born Gonna buy him a horn A baseball and drum, oh Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh ha-ha Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ain't seen a babe like this before He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh He, he's as tiny as a peanut Yet I do declare Some day he'll look at me and say "Hey, how you doin' down there?" He'll be good-hearted Like his ma But I bet, he'll be a lady-k**er Just like his pa, oh Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh ha-ha Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ain't seen a babe like this before He's so good-lookin', gonna have some more Feet up, pat him on the po-po Let's hear him laugh Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let's hear him laugh, hey