Long ago just you and me But you traded up to eat eat eat Packing on those Kilograms Aren't Kilograms just like pounds? That keester is sure filling out You could use a walk about! I'd like to tell you tastefully Your a** is an enormity Freaky hanas' get me off But how can I, Jack off Did you know that you wears Size 16 underwears You joined a gym And that rhymes with slim Bulimia at your own pace It must be an acquired taste Well I could tell you tastefully Your a** is an enormity (That's big, that's a big a**) Newport girls act with haste Tie that sweatshirt 'round your waist I'd like to tell you tastefully Your a** is an enormity! In Newport beach you have the cla** and money stuffed way up your a** I think that I will have to pa** Tie that sweatshirt 'round your god damned fat a**!