Guttermouth - Lipstick lyrics

On a Tuesday afternoon my mom came in my room and said get the f** up outta bed and get a god damned job so I told her hey hey f** you mom and threw the phone at her head but I missed and hit her in the snatch so I slammed the door in her face and said don't ever barge in my room or I'll kick your a** and call the cops and tell them I'm abused and you'll wind up in jail while I go snowboard in vail no one to post your bail cuz daddy loves me more he says that you're a You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks Mommy, you're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks no make it 50 bucks Now mom writes me letters I write return to sender let her rot there in her cell I watch the dogs mate on her bed sorry mommy I had to pawn the china silver and all your j**elry I had to eat and rent a bunch of prostitutes like you you're lazy, you're stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks Mommy, You're worthless, you're lazy, you're stupid a little over weight now give me 20 bucks no make it 50 bucks no make it 60 bucks make it 75 why don't you just give me your whole gad damn purse I hope you're having fun rotting in jail maybe I'll come visit you, nah enjoy your stretch in jail