Guttermouth - Old Man lyrics

[Verse 1] Son it's your dad and I'm an old man Get your a** over here and empty my bedpan Cause you dumped this bag of bones in a nursing home Now I'm gonna make your life miserable [Verse 2] Son it's your dad and I knew about your scam When you tried to empty out my retirement plan Little did you know that the feds where on the phone? And you'll never ever guess where I hid the dough [Chorus] Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot It's no surprise that your kids are deformed Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with And in my will it will just say "Go to hell" [Verse 3] Son it's your dad and I'm rotting in this bed When you were a kid I dropped you on your head I know you think you're smart cause I'm an old fart But you've been an idiot right from the start [Verse 4] Son it's your dad remember that time We hit the sauce and I said you weren't mine You thought it was a joke or maybe had a hope But the real truth will never be known [Chorus] Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot It's no surprise that your kids are deformed Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with And in my will it will just say "Go to hell" [Chorus] Your wife is an inbred who married an idiot It's no surprise that your kids are deformed Good luck with the debt and the mess that I left you with And in my will it will just say "Go to hell" And in my will it will just say "Go to hell" And in my will it will just say "Go to hell"