Guttermouth - Chaps My Hide lyrics

a wet suit rash, tight pant re-hash oh, i forgot to wipe it's warm outside, a pony ride a drive across the country side a side of flan, a marathon the pork's a little rare blueberry tarts, then come wet farts the chaffing in my dairy air bull leg strut, monkey bu*t bull leg strut, monkey bu*t you know what chaps my hide riding bikes when it's hot outside isn't that f**ed boy i sure feel like a schmuck when people scream look at him monkey bu*t has set in a rash around my pecker my balls and bu*t