Guttermouth - The Next Faux Mohican lyrics

now that alterna-rocks officially dead and all the white kids dress just like emenem i member michael on his victory tour back then he was black but now im not... sure punk rock was cool yea i remember it then but it could never ever happen again (the real stuff) that bizcuit band man they sure went limp just like the wrist of my cousin skip (chorus) some people come here to take a crap but i come here to leave one if the sky turns blue ill paint it black cuz i cuz i cuz i i don't need... its ironic haven't heard from the spoon man alices chain she was squashed by a pumpkin making room for the next faux mohican that topics hot im looking great for the weekend (repeat chorus) i remember it then (x3) like back in nineteen seven two all the hippies sniffin glue now their back its a fact british invasion from the beatles and their corny mop top hairdos are back emos back that guys jeans are low and tight and his face is pasty white dressed in black nice bu*t crack see that trendy hipster dude with his trucker hat askew hes so wack (whatever that means) (repeat chorus) guitar... (guitar)