Guttermouth - Surf's Up Asshole lyrics

i don't give a sh** where you are from the valley some desert or kingdom come you read it in some surf magazine so you all wind up in hb first things first where do i start a sweet v-dub bus might be smart you read it in some surf f*gazine so you all end up in hb surfs up a**hole [x3] men in tight suits surfs up a**hole [x3] sure look cute the wax, the chicks ive seen blue crush gonna f** that little b**h in the back of my bus its nice to have someone think for me thats why I now live in hb a tattoo a goatee a wallet chain every single a**hole looks the same a robot producing factory and it all points down to hb surfs up a**hole [x3] every single b**h surfs up a**hole [x3] big big tits what a drag there in the break it smells familiar and its smeared on my face what do i do i had to think is that the f**ing sh** that i took last week i swam ashore i could not breath f** i stepped on a needle and got hiv while the lifeguard tanned and shaved his legs the brown breaks of huntington beach surfs up a**hole [x3] hey whats up bro (spoken in true to life surfbonics) surfs up a**hole [x3] the seas are polluted with medical waste and on the fourth of july i got sprayed with mace but i got a bro deal on a stick you see thats the way it goes in hb thats the way it goes a**hole