I know I've done it again Left myself an impossible situation So drop the bomb and we'll drink to whose left standing Raise your gla** Join the toast Pa** the parcel til the bubble bursts Set the fuse place the charge Try your best to dodge the blast Five died one embara**ed survivor Tried to raise a smile but failed Shell shocked grimace glued to his face And trailed off to the bar Start again raise your gla** Pa** the parcel til' the bubble bursts Then pull it up rip it up tear it to shreds Hurry on with the next Fun to guess If a little complicated The winning hand Won't always take it your way Place your bets Swill it down Start again knowing full well You've left yourself an impossible situation So drop the bomb and drink to whose left standing BOLLOCKS! Tough sh** That's all you get Do ya want to remember or try and forget Whatever's left just a pa**ing memory Might as well just raise your gla**!