Baking was her specialty 'Til a fire burned down her bakery She got really sad and found a new hobby She's the bu*ton-maker Naomi bu*tons were her specialty 'Til she poked her eye then she couldn't see She wears an eyepatch and now she sails the sea She's the pirate lady Naomi Pirating was her specialty Til she accidentally caused a mutiny She had to walk the plank and now she's lost at sea She's the missing person Naomi If you know where Naomi is, please contact your local authorities