Gumball Watterson - The Ketchup Rap lyrics

[Verse 1] On my way to buy some ketchup I'm feeling pretty good Gonna take it all right on home and then I'll cover all my food Ketchup is my favourite sauce it is the condiment of kings Ketchup you're so useful you taste great on many things You can use it on a burger or spaghetti bolognese You can use it to clean your ears or even wash your face On pizza pasta chops, or cookies as a main or on the side Hair gel salad dressing or to grease a slip-and-slice It's good for steak a cake a coffee break roast hake A pasta bake if you drink some in the morning It'll make you feel awake on a fries shish kebab On bacon crab or toast you can fry it steam it Boil it bake it use it on a roast On meats beets cheese wheat sweets, and treats And with a little chili for a touch of extra heat It's not just there for you to eat When dried it works like concrete To shine your boots, on veg on fruits To clean your shirts your socks your suits To lubricate a creaky door to clean your teeth To clean a floor to paint a painting you have painted Revive old ladies who fainted to give your quiche a little lift An unexpected Christmas gift it's always guaranteed To make an awesome fake nose bleed But my favourite use for ketchup's not on fries or roasted hog Where I love ketchup most is on a big juicy hot do.. [Verse 2] Finally got rid of that annoying Hot Dog Guy And now I'm in the store so there is no reason why He can interrupt my day so I'll tell you all what's up It's time for me to buy myself a bottle of ketch..