Gröûp X - You Would Kiss Me If I Was On The Soccer Team lyrics

Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (22x) You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (16x) Yes, You would give me kiss if I were on the soccer team, I know this because you are girlfriend of Rasheem. If I had a jersey with my number on the back, Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack. When I'd dial a telephone call you would call me back, You would take me for a ride in your Cadillac. You would give me milk, to go with my Apple Jack, but you dont. This hurt Hashmere like a thumb tack. I play chess, but you dont care, still like soccer player with his very long hair. And I ask for half a candy-cane you would not share, This made me mad like a big grizzly bear! Every time I try out for team I get chopped, Coach says to me, Hashmeer you need to stop. No I do not care, and I keep on trying because I think you would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? I like to paint, and I like to draw. but that doesn't mean I can kick a soccer ball. You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall. Tried to give you kiss but you push me and I fall. If I wore the Umbros and a pair of cleats, then you would want to do a s** on the bed sheets. Then we would go out and get a bite to eat. We would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat. Then we'd go back home and watch Jerry Letterman. I know you like Rasheem but Hashmeres the better man. He might be good at soccer but I think he's too mean. You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team! Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Soccer, Soccer, Soccer... (9x) You would give me kiss if I were on soccer team. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? For two weeks I practice night and day, but I'm still not good enough for the portion that we play. Guess what I discover while I'm at the Jiffy Lube? Hashmere is very good at Rubix Cube. I can separate white and red from the green, I will chop a pony (and slightly give you teen????) and yes, I am better at the Rubix Cube than James Dean, and I am better at the Rubix Cube than Charlie Sheen. If my pants be dirty I wash them and they're clean. Could have been my queen, I could have been your king, but now all women want to date this mean machine. I dont need you b**h, I'm on the Rubix Cube team!!! Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x) I dont need you and I dont need your soccer team 'cause now b**h I'm on the Rubix Cube team. Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Rubix, Rubix, Rubix... (9x) I dont need you b**h or your soccer team Know what I mean? Know what I mean?