Down in the graveyard on a Saturday night when the chains on the gates are locked up tight. You're my graveyard girlfriend. The whole damn world is going to hell, but when I'm with you I could never tell. You're my graveyard girlfriend. The dead are all at rest in peace, with just the bare necessities. You're my graveyard girlfriend. I don't care what the neighbors say; I'll be your graveyard boyfriend 'til my dying day. You're my graveyard girlfriend. One day I'll lay next to you in a beautiful coffin built for two. You're my graveyard girlfriend.