Grind Time Now - Dizaster vs Jonny Storm lyrics

[Round 1: Dizaster] Yo, I got love for all my Latinos and all my Latinas I roll with real California vatos that be popping the ninas You just a Mexican knock off like Baha Fresh or McDonalds $1 fajita Or Carlos Mencia You're fake beans, fake Rice like Condoleezza Your mother is a s*ut broad from Argentina Who gave birth to you inside of a soccer arena What I'm trying to say is his mom is Selena Your grandma is a cleaner You married an American broad for a visa Your favorite thing to drink is a shot of tequila And your Arnold catch phrase is "Hasta la vista" This some sh** you never seen or heard before You look like Luigi with herpe sores Since when did guidos from Jersey Shore start buying their t-shirts at urban stores? Motherf**er my style is crazy at ever You look like Cheech & Chong had a baby together [Round 1: Jonny Storm] Now first off, I don't give a f** what Diz' spit You just a k**er on Twitter cause you are such a big b**h He a racist that be hating with some terrorist pride You just mad you have the same eyebrows as the dad from American Pie You not an Al-Qaeda soldier, you bi and bi-polar You rub genie lamps and Syanide's bo*er sh**, Dizaster travels all over, k**ing the globe But that's because he has no job or bills of his own So all he does is write battle rap bars sitting at home He's like an avatar this b**h couldn't live on his own Look, somebody tell this f*g Jafar to switch up his tone Acting hard til I treat him like basketball in L.A. splitting your dome See that means I'm the Lakers Cause this hairy critter couldn't blend in with real heads if he carried Clippers Look, now your eyebrows have more hair than the back of an ape It looks like a bear wiped his a** with your face I'll snap your vertebra and ma**acre this snake It's ironic what the Storm stares Dizaster in the face You used to battle in a place called The Pit They called the champ too Until The Pit boss decided to gamble You battled Locksmith and got your sh** chewed It wasn't a close bout, both rounds he ripped you You broke down [Round 1: Dizaster] Alright that was great Eyebrow jokes, eyebrow joke, I don't even have to respond The only reason you want me to trim my eyebrows is cause they remind you of the gra** on my lawn Go ahead, talk about my magic wand, call me Saddam f*ggot you look like Drake after spending most of his life in a tanning salon Look everybody it's David Blaine He got a bunch of magic tricks For his next act he can pull his act of a vanishing bag of dicks Look, I don't need to leave your spot blown up But look everybody it's Elian Gonzalez except he's all grown up I know you hang around a bunch of crazy vatos but Is that your taco truck? Cause if it is your f**ing nachos s** You look like a starving squirrel which is ironic cause you don't got no nuts Alright I'll agree, I'll promise to stop calling him a Juan for once If he can agree to grill me a bacon wrap hot dog for lunch I guess I'm an a**hole no one wants to react But out here this is the west coast, you're a f**ing foreigner You a f**ing tourist for Florida I'll put you in the back of a hearse with a coroner With a sign on it that says, "Welcome To California" Cause this is the west coast, home to motherf**ers like Snoop Dogg, 'Pac, Ice Cube, Mack 10, all riders You're from Florida, home of Pitbull and Flo Rida Hold on no, retirement homes, Alzheimers Prepaid wireless phones and joy riding boat riders [Round 2: Jonny Storm] f** all your sh** scandals All that tough talk will get this b**h strangled Leave his dome severed myself to put his head on my shelf That's how I leave him Diz-mantled So when you rap about gats I'll give you a quick sample The fifth BANG it will lift you off of your feet like Criss Angel Speaking of which, his dame grabs my meat and be giving me brains like some f**ing [?] Now Ali Baba ain't a shotty popper This b**h is a frail busta and your eyebrows are thicker than whale blubber For real though, you need to keep that sh** in control Your brows look like mine's on Miracle Gro sh**, your sh** is more bushy than horse p**y And that's really a problem kid Last time he trimmed those they made Nicki Minaj's wig So any chick that gets with him must have some weird damn fetish Cause them furry sh**s make Dirtbag Dan beard jealous No wonder this match is a headline You bite cats like it's just fine Vers' Swave you got your mosque bar from Ak' and room raiders from Tec-9 See the sh** you innovated your lyrics were intimidated So it's only right you Paid Dues to the rappers you emulated