Green On Red - You Couldn't Get Arrested lyrics

Were you nineteen or twentyone? A crazy outlaw, living on the run Your cowboy life we know’s a lie You couldn’t get arrested if you tried You were raised a rich boy, now you live in your car You give your money to dealers or spend it all in bars Your criminal ways, who can deny? You couldn’t get arrested if you tried You’re an art collector and a Russian spy You’d run over animals, never bat an eye Your gambling days have all come up dry You couldn’t get arrested if you tried (Instrumental verse, Keyboard lead) Your manner with women has always been cruel You’re the clown prince of learning, a yankee fool Your lover days have all run dry You couldn’t get arrested if you tried You’re on a roll now, how long can it last? Someone with your reputation, such a sordid past Such a hard life? Don’t make me cry! ’Cause you couldn’t get arrested if you tried Instrumental verse, Guitar Lead I’m sure you’ll blame others for where you’re at But hell you’ve been lucky, more lives than a cat You brilliant life has come up shy You couldn’t get arrested if you tried You couldn’t get arrested if you tried You couldn’t get arrested if you tried