Grand Buffet - Cream Cheese Money lyrics

[Hook] Meteorites hit my house last night Broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife The life flight's coming to save her That'll be major, hospital bills to endanger My cream cheese money (x4) [Verse 1: Jarrod Weeks] The bigger the bug, the better antennae Hop a red-eye flight jet just like a jedi The chick said i was medi-terranean Because of the pipe in which i stuck the birthday gun In pompeii i copped a volcanic rock, snuck it back home Stuffed in a hockey sack, I don't hacky-sack I tote 'bacco packs, strictly additive, free strike the match [Hook] Meteorites hit my house last night Broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife The life flight's coming to save her That'll be major, hospital bills to endanger My cream cheese money (x4) [Verse 2: Jackson O'Connell-Barlow] A likable guy, i bicycle by on my 10-speed Going to the library to find some hemp seeds Hidden between the dog-eared pages Of the sheet music for rock of ages By the band the outstanding overdue Fines are old, go unquestioned, ya know That library staff, so pa**ive-aggressive They failed to ask why i've had the best of beetle bailey cartoons checked out For the last 8 years, they keep a shut mouth That's fine by me, no steep fines for me More free time to creep behind aisle 3 There i see through bookshelf spaces Well-read lovelies, soft and complicated Won't bite the bait that might catch the type of girl That might be quite impressed to see me Standing, tightly gripping a picture book of arachnids Ripping out the page about The brown recluse, the baddest bug [Hook] Meteorites hit my house last night Broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife The life flight's coming to save her That'll be major, hospital bills to endanger My cream cheese money (x4) Meteorites hit my house last night Broke my fish tank, pancaked my wife The life flight's coming to save her That'll be major, hospital bills to endanger My cream cheese money (x4) My cheese fry money My cheese steak money My cheese steak money My cheese cake money