Google Translate Lady - Icon (skit) lyrics

(phone ring) Hello? Alright so, I wanted to be on your mixtape, and I have this great idea, and it went something like this I just want to pitch it to you real quick Oooh kay? Alright (clears throat) Alright and a one and a two and a three and a go! Google Translate Lady is an Icon Google Translate Lady taking pictures with a Nikon Google Translate Lady needs an iPhone I don't like that part Yeah yeah she needs an iPhone Google Translate Lady is an Icon Stop it Google Translate Lady taking pictures with a Nikon Stop it already Google Translate Lady needs an iPhone Not gonna say it again Google Translate Lady really needs an iPhone So you thought that was funny? No that's not what I meant- Did Siri send you? (gun co*king sound) No no no this has nothing to do with Siri- You think this is a game or something? No no no- (gunshots and wailing) How about now? How you shot me through the phone!? Not so funny now huh?