You call yourself a Lois Lane, and you're in pain, and I'm insane You don't want my help, you don't need my help I watch you fall down from the sky, but I won't cry, I'll just sigh Who is gonna save you Yeah I've heard the talk Superman can't walk Who is gonna save you, when your Superman can't walk I saw him just the other day, in physical therapy Sitting in a wheelchair, you know I had to stare And all your friends they think I'm sick, they think that I'm insensitive They don't like the fun I'm poking, don't they know I'm only joking Yeah I've heard the talk Superman can't walk Who is gonna save you, when your Superman can't walk Call me what you will....I'm Dr. Evil Call me what you want, but Superman can't walk And all your friends they think I'm sick, they think that I'm insensitive They don't like the fun I'm poking, don't they know I'm only joking Yeah I've heard the talk Superman can't walk Who is gonna save you, when your Superman can't walk