Golden Era Records - Below Average lyrics

[Intro] Ladies and gentlemen This is a public service announcement brought to you in part by the good folks at Go f** Yourself [Verse 1: Sesta] I'm a f** up, but shut up, so you can't tell Without spellcheck put on I can't spell I miss calls, don't call back I miss flights, I'm uptight, like zipties And buy my pepties from the bombers Got locked into a phone scam so bad The repayments that I make had their own plan Man at least my music don't sound like a cokehead Well maybe that's why you're f**in' broke (man) I rocked up to the drug bust and figured I would get off Cause I wasn't drugged but was a little drunk (ah) (Please sir step out of the vehicle) I'm sorry officer right now that is difficult I'll throw a caution to the wind like I'm Magic Johnson's johnson But never got better, got hot, left on the hot sweater If there's a bigger f** up I have not met 'em [Hook] See I am a f** up I am a f** up See I am a let down I am a let down See I'm below average I'm below average See I'm below average I'm below average [Ad-Lib] See I'm below average [Verse 2: Trials] And this recording, used to be a klepto Now I'm taking something for it I'm hopeless, both hands deep in explosives So when I check in I reckon, they can't smell the resin Deep on my breathe and leavin' em guessin How many planks I got left in a full deck and Not many cards left in a full deck They call me a f** up, I call bullsh** Called in sick, didn't give them the truth Roll a long spliff like a digeridoo - don't Think I got a lot to lose friend If you're off your head then I'm off the roof man I smoke weed to Wu-Tang Enjoy it, employment, and gettin' the balls like clairvoyance A dickhead done proper I just wanna make ends meet like [?] [Hook] See I am a f** up I am a f** up See I am a let down I am a let down See I'm below average I'm below average See I'm below average I'm below average [Bridge] I don't know if I was born this way But it's too late to change, f** you And if you f** with me Well then I'll punch you in the face [Verse 3: Hons] I'm a dropkick deadbeat, no-one to envy Still the same old Hons just dropped the Sketchy Part from my name, but the artist the same My bank balance still lookin' like it's damn rent week Deadbeat Hero like a Stanhope special Hoping I was a stand up guy if I met you But if I was though probably hit the Bottle-O Sometimes can't hold my liquor, like the bottle broke (Go home Hons you're drunk) Nah that's no fun, unless I go beat up my printer till I Now I'm in a cab legless Tryna do a runner at the other end but my hands can't jump fences Idiot, sometimes dumb as Billy Madison Tryna give a speech to incoherent ramblin' You are all now dumber for listenin' Back to the chorus now, let me hear ya sing [Hook] See I am a f** up I am a f** up See I am a let down I am a let down See I'm below average I'm below average See I'm below average I'm below average [Verse 4: Pressure] Another P-Mix, cut the beatniks Make room for a f**up like no other, P is A little dysfunctional, can't get it up Unless a midget in a carnival, a stripper as a constable Has a paddle, impersonating adults I'm that old, but somebody needs to get an adult Animal on a binge in the cringe, like Hannibal Ain't happy with the skin that I'm in So ice cold, having lows of Azaria It was a dingo that stole Iggy's ARIA Done with polite like once bitten, twice shy Couldn't grasp, coming last, punch Mr. Nice Guy Probably have more than two-fifths of my brain If I wasn't too busy playing video games You say deranged, you're too late to change Just tryna make ends meet like a daisy chain [Hook] See I am a f** up I am a f** up See I am a let down I am a let down See I'm below average I'm below average See I'm below average I'm below average [Outro: Suffa (Pressure)] Man you guys have some self-esteem issues Say it with me I'm above average (I'm below average) P if you're not gonna try you can go f** yourself for real (I'm below average)