We watch the bridge go up and down We ride our bike all over town We wash out in the back yard shed Shave our hairy armpits Wash their hair and twixt their toes I see an ivory bird and he is smooth We row out in our boat and play with crabs Don't you know that I want to touch you They don't mind if we touch them Just make sure they're dead So dead - so dead - so dead Won't you be my smooth and clean one Smooth and clean Jack and Lizzie are our heroes Murder often goes unpunished Smooth and clean So smooth and clean