God-Des - Don't Be Afraid lyrics

If a woman loves a woman Does that mean she's a lesbian? It does? Does that make her a lesbian? Oh my god! She's a lesbian! If a woman loves a woman Does that mean she's a lesbian? Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian Well who the hell am i? Who the hell are you? I'm a white, gay, Jew that raps and confuses you What am I trying to do? I can't believe what I've gotten myself into Yo, who knew? I should take a bullet to my bangs and grow a mullet Pick up a guitar and sing folk music Or maybe dye my hair and sing punk rock But I'd look rather odd Like I do performing hip hop Plus you would never want to hear me sing Each note that I tried to hit your body would cringe So I'll stick with what I do best Writing rhymes that make you blush and feel embarra**ed Or maybe my appearance is hard to grasp You'd rather see a girl shaking her a** But that's in the past Because me in a thong would look terribly wrong I'm just a lesbian Can't we all get along? Don't be afraid She's only gay She can rhyme for days What more can I say Wait She is a pimp Without a dick She'll never quit 'Til she get a hit, oh I tried to rap about s**ing dick But the audience laughed and said “God-Des you're full of sh**!” I'll admit, I look more gay Than Elton John with a thong on Pooping on the john, feeding his swan I'm more masculine than Rosie when she cut off all her hair And all of America got really scared I tried to dress like Lil' Kim But I looked like I was in drag and Everybody asked “What is wrong with him?” I tried to be hard and be a rap gangsta But that didn't happen, people called me a wa*kster I thought that I could take an afrocentric approach But I'm white so people called me a joke I used to rap about b**hes and hoes Fat a** rides and all of my dough But I realized I didn't even know any hoes I drove a Dodge Shadow and my account was froze Don't be afraid She's only gay She can rhyme for days What more can I say Wait She is a pimp Without a dick She'll never quit 'Til she get a hit, oh I ain't trying to cause no beef like 50 and Ja, Nas and Jay I'm happy I'm gay Okay, its true, I'm a lesbian Not a thespian, a lesbian Accept it or not, my music is hot Better call the cops cause I just got popped Alert TRL because the audience Is gonna wonder why the hell Beyonce just fell From number one I get more attention than Saddam on the run I'm on the go, running from fans Cause people with God-des are screaming “You're damn good” I'm hiding super deep like the Taliban It's like a media circus with the curtains always open I'm hoping that the curtains will close But that's what I get for being this rap star lesbo I'd like to welcome y'all to my reality show Don't be afraid She's only gay She can rhyme for days What more can I say Wait She is a pimp Without a dick She'll never quit 'Til she get a hit, oh If a woman loves a woman Does that mean she's a lesbian? Lesbian, lesbian