We have so little cash between us We shouldn't have spent it all on a meal But I couldn't resist the ambiance I needed to feel like I had something You ask me why I'm so angry At the French couple next to us They're laughing at their entrees What they don't know is How far we'd go for a little luck We have so little cash between us I shouldn't have ordered those fillets But I couldn't resist it I'd been hungry for days And why am I angry At the French couple sitting next to us They're laughing at their entrees Laughing at the presentation I guess we're not good enough You ask me if we can afford this Oh don't trouble your head I'll take the tab I see it made you glad But somehow it put us in a different mind-set You ask me why I want to k** them The French couple in the booth next to ours They're laughing at the dessert tray While I consider The price of a chocolate star I'm watching them walking away Having a lovely night I'd like to say I've had one too But I'm beginning to feel so empty Even though I paid for two You ask me why I just don't follow them The French couple on the way to the theater I know I can never be like them And they won't let me in Unless I usher We have so little cash between us We should have stayed home and made the rice I thought I'd take us out this evening Why not go someplace nice? Why can't we go someplace nice? Why can't we go someplace nice? Why can't we go where the French couple goes? Someplace nice...