("Ode to the minor characters" is repeated in the background throughout the song.) I used to be like you Just mentioned in a sentence or two I feel your pain Oh, come on, Romilda Vane Abbott, comma, Hannah: She was a Hufflepuff in Harry's first year Abbott, comma, Mrs.: She was the mother of the sister of Hannah Abbott Alguff the Awful: A foul-smelling goblin Bagshot, comma, Bathilda: The author of the History of Magic Baruffio: A wizard with a buffalo on his chest Benson, comma, Amy: She was an orphan from the orphanage From where Tom Riddle grew up Cadogan, comma: He's nothing! An eccentric knight whose portrait is in Hogwarts Carmichael, comma, Eddy: He was a student of the Ravenclaw type Clag, comma, Elfrida: An old, old wizard who liked magical creatures D'Eath, comma, Lorcan: A vampire, seer, hottie man Dippet, comma, Armando: He was the headmaster of Hogwarts Of the days of Yore Edgecombe, comma, Marietta: A friend of Cho, the ho who betrayed the DA Fletwock, Laurentia: She breeds horses with wings Yeah, I said horses with wings Fortescue, comma, Florean: We really love you 'cause you made magic ice cream Fridwulfa, comma, Hagrid: Oh, I mean, you were Hagrid's mom! Her dear old mom Gordon the sticky: He's Gordon's sticky friend Yeah, Gordon You're minor (repeats until end, fading)