Chorus: Fred and George, you make us laugh Fred and George, you're the best brothers in the world Fred and George, you opened up a joke shop Fred and George, and it was full of lots of crazy pranks The world is crazy and the world is tough All these dark days and we've had enough People getting k**ed, people getting cursed Imperio, Crucio, Avada Kedavra But you guys make life easier to bear Chorus You're Gryffindor jokesters; the favorite cla** clowns Crowds are always gathered when the Weasley's are around Let's investigate what's going on Puking, nosebleeds, explosions You break the rules Thanks for dropping out of school Chorus