Gilbert O'sullivan - To Cut A Long Story Short lyrics

I had a woman that loved me true To cut a long story short We got married on our honeymoon To cut a long story short Now we're together I'm afraid no more To cut a long story short Like billions of other people we're divorced To cut a long story short I don't believe that you can possibly Give more than you get Unless you talk about taxation And the money that you care to bet When I've got a problem I wanna solve To cut a long story short I simply go out and have a game of golf To cut a long story short But I read a book that the book was great To cut a long story short It got a fine cla** of people like the chambermaid To cut a long story short I don't see how you could possibly Take what you can get When to get what you take And man you really got to sweat I don't believe that you can possibly Give more than you get Unless you talk about taxation And the money that you care to bet I've got a girlfriend her name is Jill To cut a long story short She doesn't take chances So she takes the pill To cut a long story short I'm really positive that she is mine To cut a long story short Now I'm getting married for the second time To cut a long story short I don't see how you could possibly Take what you can get When to get what you take And man you really got to sweat