Ghost Mice - Belgium lyrics

We arrived really late at night And we found a place to sleep under a small patch of trees We didn't set up our tent that night We just put sleeping bags right down in the weeds The ground was covered in thorns But the ground was dry and the ground was warm And we could see the stars at night So we knew we'd be alright I heard some footsteps approaching the fence So I picked my head up to get a look at it It was the most monstrous cow I'd ever seen With eyes like a devil burnin' straight into me And I knew that if it could It would hop over that fence and crush us with its hoofs And I knew that we were in deep Eighty days left, I'm glad that you are here with me We woke up the next morning to discover Our true enemy was beneath us the whole time There were slugs all over our sleeping bags And everywhere they went they left a trail of slime And we packed up our things, we walked into town Into a town I'd never heard of before We ate fries in a Medieval market A thousand sauces I chose ketchup of course Of course, of course, of course, of course Hung around for a few days then headed out On our way we got dropped off without wanting to be In the city where most of the world's diamonds are made But the city had treasure and sparkly things Didn't hold many splendors for you and me Just mean old ladies in the McDonalds bathroom that wanted us to pay to pee