Down to the feline den I crawl to join the feline force that waits I strike a sort of katsy stance as they look into my cat-like face From behind their sable masks Not a purring sound is heard Their luminous eyes catch my every word; Tonight's the night the tables turn You've had your chance and now at last You've been found guilty by the order of the cat You've changed our laws and now because of that Your going to live in the claws of a cat Talons on and operating We're sure that you're cooperating Straighten up that feline face And put your footsie pads in place Practice up your katsy glance And imitate my cat like stance Tonight's the night the cats return We'll corner them by the alley wall Bite and scratch them until they fall Lap their blood and steel their young Finish them off just for fun Tonight's the night the cats will run Mommy I hear the cat at the door I think he's cold will you let him in? Lay them out and leave our mark A cat scratch angle above the heart On we'll go to another house To play the game of cat and mouse Why do you plead when we don't care? We're the cats and we don't scare You've had your turn and now it's ours We're the cats and we've got claws