Ol' hearts the way our true love has been doin' Just ripped and tears my pride right half in two I know you're just as much ashamed as I am So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you. Let's not breathe a word or they'll start saying There they go the world's two greatest fools Ol' heart there's not one doubt that were both strangers So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you. Ol' heart I hope that no one will discover The foolish things that her love made us do We'd probably have to pack and leave the country So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you. Let's not breath a word or they'll start saying There they go the world's two greatest fools Ol' heart there's not doubt that were both strangers So if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you No, if you won't tell on me I won't tell on you