George Jones - When The Wife Runs Off lyrics

Well, I break the dishes and I burn the steak I spilled all the coffee that I try to make Tried to do some sewin' stuck the needle in my hand That's how it is when the wife runs off with another man Monday I washed when the sun was a-shining bright I used too much bleach an' everything came out white This house looks like the garbage hit the fan That's how it is when the wife runs off with another man TV dinner, chicken pot pie is all I've had to eat I've lost so much weight from living on hate till my shoes don't fit my feet But still I've got to do the best I can That's how it is when the wife runs off with another man Tried to iron my shirt but I had the iron too hot Now there's a hole in the back of the best dang shirt I've got Nothing turns out right the way I planned And that's how it is when the wife runs off with another man TV dinner, chicken pot pie is all I've had to eat I've lost so much weight from living on hate till my shoes don't fit my feet But still I've got to do the best I can That's how it is when the wife runs off with another man That's how it is when the wife runs off with another man...