George Formby - Riding In The TT Races lyrics

If there's one thing that I like, it's riding around on a motor-bike I'm a speed king, when I once begin I once won first prize two and six, I know all the dirt track dirty tricks I'm a marvel when I'm out to win In a fifty mile race I am the best, I ride five miles and skid the rest So come along and see me riding in the T.T. races Easier than hop scotch, beating all the top notch aces I've been riding all my life, I started quite small I've ridden fairy cycles, aye, and scooters and all Hear the people cheer me when they see me steering backwards Down the hill I go at break-neck speed See me coming down the street with the winning post on the pillion seat Oh! Come along and see me riding in the T.T. race Come along and see me riding in the T.T. races Easier than hop scotch, beating all the top notch aces Once my bike was hard to ride, but I didn't mind Until I found they'd hitched a charabanc on behind Everybody's scaring, I am such a daring rider My inside rattles when I go the pace My ribs begin to shake about, there's all my spare parts sticking out So come along and see me riding in the T.T. race Alternative ending: With my gears in reverse, the other way round I'll finish first Oh! Come along and see me riding in the T.T. race