She hung them on the wall Funky woman The roaches refused to crawl Funky woman She threw them on the roof Funky woman The roof turned bullet proof Funky woman She threw them in the sink Funky woman The sink began to stink Funky woman She hung them on the door Funky woman The door went through the floor Oh! Do your thing Don't do me no harm Watch what I say She hung them in the air Funky woman The air said this ain't fair Funky woman She hung them in the sun Funky woman The sun began to run Funky woman She threw them on the line Funky woman The line, it started to cryin' Funky woman She threw them in the yard Funky woman The yard, it cried, Oh Lord! Whoops! She threw them on the wall Funky woman The roaches refused to crawl Funky woman She threw them in the air Funky woman The air said this ain't fair Funky woman She threw them in the sink Funky woman The sink began to stink Funky woman She threw them on the fence Funky woman The cats ain't been back since Heyy! Do your thang! Ohh, hey Whoa, hey! (x3) The world can't do you no harm But no one can do you no harm Funky woman! The music pouring through your funky body Whoa, heyyy! Out in your brains Nothing's good unless you play with it