George Carlin - Gun Enthusiasts lyrics

Here are some more people with missing chromosomes who oughta be thrown screaming from a helicopter: Gun enthusiasts. Yanno? Oh yeah. "I'm a gun enthusiast." Oh yeah? Well, I'm a bl**job enthusiast. Wanna see me shoot? co*k this, and I'll discharge a load for ya. And I'm not against guns. I'm not one of those mindless Hollywood co*ks**ers. I'm not against guns, I'm not against bullets. I'm not even against people shooting each other. sh**, shooting somebody is part of the American dream. I don't care who it is; parents, teachers, kids. f** 'em. Let 'em get shot. Doesn't bother me. But, speaking of mindless Hollywood co*ks**ers. Before Charlton Heston became president of these dickless lunatics in the N.R.A., they had a different guy. He's still one of their major spokesmen. His name is Wayne LaPierre. What kind of a name for a gun nut is Wayne LaPierre? Doesn't it sound a little fruity to you? "Hi, I'm Wayne, I'm a gun person. Bang, bang!". You know what this prick's name oughta be? Biff Webster. Spud Crowley. A man's name. Chuck Steak.