Georg Kreisler - Sex Is a Wonderful Habit lyrics

Spoken: Everyone knows that life is made of funny things Most of them graw on you 'til you get bored - Food gets annoying And movies get cloying Cards get expensive And drink gets offensive Swimming exhausts you And horses will cost you More than you can afford! But friends, let me suggest to you a pa**time That keeps its charme the first time and the last time: Sex is a wonderful habit Sex ist a sport for a beggar or a king! Sex is a wonderful habit - Sex is a wonderful thing! Sex is a wonderful habit In summer, in winter, in autumn, in spring! Sex is a wonderful habit And a most economical thing! It costs you very little - It's most inexpensive a treat And you can play the middle And still make both ends meet! Yes, s** is a wonderful habit - Sex is a mazing, fantastical stuff! You may not be a wolf or a rabbit - But you'll find that you can't get enough! Yes, s** is so awfully restfull - When you're tired, there's nothing it lacks And if it should turn out successful The government lowers your tax! Sex is so very convenient You can enjoy it in country or town It makes you feel very lenient - It's the one thing you'll take lying down! It's so good at the right time More pleasant than movies or beer! It may make demands on your nighttime - But without it, we wouldn't be here! Yes, s** helps to build up the nation Sex doesn't care about hours or pay It teaches co-operation In a friendly, good-neighborly way Yes, friendly, good-neighborly Hya, babe-ly Mink or sable-ly House or stable-ly Couch or table-ly - In a friendly, good-neighborly way!